ugh why does he do this to me!?!?!
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I made a thing because my friend didn’t know what the leg thing is. It is my duty to ensure that everybody is educated on the leg thing.
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Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
I’m so doing this next time!
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